Tom was walking by the river. He saw a man lying on the bank with a line in the water. The float was going up and down because a fish was hooked. Tom said, "You have a fish on the line."
The man said," Would you pull it in for me." Tom did.
"Now please bait the hook and throw it back in." Tom did.
Tom said, "If you are so lazy why don't you get married and have a son so he can do this for you."
"Good idea. Do you know where I can find a pregnant woman"